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6 Chemical Reactions That Look Like Scenes From Horror Films

By Ian Fortey  Published: August 18th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:38 AM

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5 Bonkers Supervillain Plans Real Governments Actually Tried

By Alex Hanton  Published: August 20th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:38 AM

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George R.R. Martin's Feelin' Great After The Ending Of 'GOT'

By Cedric Voets  Published: August 19th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:38 AM

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5 Unsung Heroes Who Made Your Favorite Marvel Movie Moments

By Adam Wears  Published: August 19th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:38 AM

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6 Real Revenge Plots That Spiraled Wildly Out Of Control

By Peter I. Santiago  Published: August 19th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:38 AM

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An Obi-Wan Spinoff Is Maybe, Possibly, Finally Happening

By Luis Prada  Published: August 19th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:38 AM

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5 Crazy Trump Stories That'd Be Scandals In A Normal World

By Adam Wears  Published: August 20th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:38 AM

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Mysterious Flying Pennywise Doll Terrifies Random Woman, You

By JM McNab  Published: August 20th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:38 AM

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Are You Full Of Weird Trivia & Know Photoshop? We'll Pay You

By CRACKED Staff  Published: August 22nd, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:37 AM

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5 Reasons Time Travel Plots Are Usually Terrible

By KJ Makena  Published: August 22nd, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:37 AM

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7 Unbelievable Stories Of Pets Reuniting With Their Owners

By Kelly Stone  Published: August 22nd, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:37 AM

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Spider-Man Quits Marvel, A New Matrix -- Is It 2001 Again?

By Cedric Voets  Published: August 21st, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:37 AM

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The Secret Reason So Many Video Games Are A Tedious Grind

By David Wong  Published: August 21st, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:37 AM

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5 Tiny Dumb Pranks That Had Huge Unexpected Consequences

By Christian Markle  Published: August 21st, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:37 AM

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Newly Found Lost Scene Does Not Improve The Mario Bros Movie

By Luis Prada  Published: August 20th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:35:37 AM

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5 Unsung Heroes Who Made Your Favorite Marvel Movie Moments

By Adam Wears  Published: August 19th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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George R.R. Martin's Feelin' Great After The Ending Of 'GOT'

By Cedric Voets  Published: August 19th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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An Obi-Wan Spinoff Is Maybe, Possibly, Finally Happening

By Luis Prada  Published: August 19th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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Mysterious Flying Pennywise Doll Terrifies Random Woman, You

By JM McNab  Published: August 20th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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5 Crazy Trump Stories That'd Be Scandals In A Normal World

By Adam Wears  Published: August 20th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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5 Bonkers Supervillain Plans Real Governments Actually Tried

By Alex Hanton  Published: August 20th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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Newly Found Lost Scene Does Not Improve The Mario Bros Movie

By Luis Prada  Published: August 20th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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5 Tiny Dumb Pranks That Had Huge Unexpected Consequences

By Christian Markle  Published: August 21st, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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6 Chemical Reactions That Look Like Scenes From Horror Films

By Ian Fortey  Published: August 18th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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6 Real Revenge Plots That Spiraled Wildly Out Of Control

By Peter I. Santiago  Published: August 19th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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The Secret Reason So Many Video Games Are A Tedious Grind

By David Wong  Published: August 21st, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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Spider-Man Quits Marvel, A New Matrix -- Is It 2001 Again?

By Cedric Voets  Published: August 21st, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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7 Unbelievable Stories Of Pets Reuniting With Their Owners

By Kelly Stone  Published: August 22nd, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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5 Reasons Time Travel Plots Are Usually Terrible

By KJ Makena  Published: August 22nd, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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Are You Full Of Weird Trivia & Know Photoshop? We'll Pay You

By CRACKED Staff  Published: August 22nd, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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Your Urine's A Weapon In The Upcoming Game 'Death Stranding'

By Luis Prada  Published: August 22nd, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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Disney's New 'Lady And The Tramp' Stars An Actual Tramp

By JM McNab  Published: August 22nd, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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6 Insanely Complicated Ways Hollywood Tried To Stop Spoilers

By JM McNab  Published: August 23rd, 2019 

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4 Horrific Ways Video Games Try To Be Sexy

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18 Annoying Players You Can't Avoid In Multiplayer Games

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'Celebrity Book Curator' Is A Job, Because Rich People Suck

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Like Dying? Then This Floating Tent Is For You.

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5 Weird Lifehacks From History (That Actually Worked)

By Alex Hanton,Ryan Menezes,Christian Markle,Jack R. Loun  Published: August 24th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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4 Bizarre Stories Of Magic Tricks Going Wrong

By Andrew McRae  Published: August 24th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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5 Mistakes Prequels Keep Making

By Mark Hofmeyer  Published: August 25th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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5 Vile Everyday Scams (And How To Avoid Them)

By Adam Wears  Published: August 26th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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6 Real Horror Movie Scenes That Are Accidental Comedy

By James Kinneen,Tiago Svn,Quinton Darby,Peter I. Santiago  Published: August 26th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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You Are Not Prepared For These Awful New XFL Teams

By Luis Prada  Published: August 26th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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5 Crusading Trolls Who Pranked The Rich And Powerful

By Nathan Williams,Ryan Menezes,Peter I. Santiago  Published: August 27th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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Disney's New Streaming Channel Just Sounds Like Old TV

By Cedric Voets  Published: August 26th, 2019 

8/28/2019 4:32:23 AM

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Johnson & Johnson Pledges To Push Uppers For Couple Decades To Even Things Out

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After a state court found the company liable for $572 million in damages for its role in Oklahoma’s opioid crisis, consumer healthcare giant Johnson & Johnson announced Tuesday it would push uppers for the next de ...

8/27/2019 8:59:00 PM

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Amazon Deforestation Reveals Tribe Of Isolated Rich Sociopaths Completely Untouched By Consequence

MANAUS, BRAZIL—Widespread human-caused fires that have decimated over 1,300 square miles of Amazon rainforest in the year 2019 alone revealed a small tribe of isolated rich sociopaths who are completely untouched by consequence, sources co ...

8/27/2019 6:35:00 PM

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New ‘Stars Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker’ Trailer Released

Lucasfilm has released a new trailer for the highly anticipated concluding installment of the new Star Wars trilogy, teasing characters Rey and Kylo Ren clashing in a dramatic, rain-swept battle as well as the final appearance of Carrie Fi ...

8/27/2019 6:23:00 PM

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The City's Best Restaurants (That Are Nearby)

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8/27/2019 5:30:13 PM

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The City's Best Restaurants (That Are Nearby)

td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so... yum?

8/27/2019 5:30:13 PM

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Review: The Incredible Realism Of ‘Control’ Gives Players The Ability To Make Characters Walk In Whatever Direction They Want And Interact With The World Around Them

When Sony and Remedy Entertainment announced the 2019 release of the new action-adventure shooter Control at E3, they promised players an immersive gaming release unlike anything the industry has ever offered. After getting the chance to p ...

8/27/2019 5:01:00 PM

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Obama Releases Summer Playlist

As it has become a yearly tradition, former president Barack Obama released a playlist of his and Michelle’s favorite songs of the summer, featuring musicians including Lizzo, Maggie Rogers, and Lil Nas X. What do you think?Read more...

8/27/2019 4:28:00 PM

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A Miss Is As Good As A Miley

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8/27/2019 4:26:00 PM

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School Administration Reminds Female Students Bulletproof Vests Must Cover Midriff

HUNTINGTON, WV—Explaining that such suggestive armor was inappropriate for an educational environment, Huntington High School officials reportedly reminded female students Tuesday that their bulletproof vests must cover their midriffs. “We ...

8/27/2019 4:02:00 PM

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Tips For Enduring Long Airport Layovers

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8/27/2019 3:12:00 PM

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Man Overcomes Fear Of Public Urination

STAMFORD, CT—Reminding himself that everything will be okay if he simply pushes through his sense of impending doom, local man Alex Clemson took the last steps necessary Tuesday to overcome his long-standing fear of public urination during ...

8/27/2019 3:03:00 PM

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Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 27, 2019

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8/27/2019 1:28:00 PM

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2019 VMAs Full Of People You Don’t Know, You Desiccated Corpse, You Putrid Crone, You Might As Well Be Dead

LOS ANGELES—In a sign that the world has finally passed you by, sources confirmed Monday that this year’s 2019 MTV Video Music Awards featured an endless stream of people you don’t know, you withered corpse, you putrid crone, you might as ...

8/27/2019 12:00:00 AM

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Republican Joe Walsh Announces 2020 Primary Challenge To Trump

Conservative radio show host and former representative Joe Walsh announced he will run against President Trump in 2020, presenting himself as a more palatable alternative after apologizing for a rash of controversial past statements such a ...

8/26/2019 10:20:00 PM

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Obama Upholds In-Office Tradition By Releasing 2019 Summer Kill List

WASHINGTON—Continuing a practice that he followed as president, Barack Obama reportedly upheld an old in-office tradition Saturday by releasing his 2019 summer kill list. “I’ve been busy with other things, so it’s not as extensive a kill l ...

8/26/2019 9:06:00 PM

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Bird Owner Assures Guests He Sometimes Lets Parakeet Out Of Cage To Fly Around House In Frantic Search For Freedom

BLUEFIELD, WV—In an attempt to address any fears they might have about the animal’s welfare, local man Roger Carlisle reportedly assured his houseguests Monday that he sometimes opens his parakeet’s cage so the bird can flutter around the ...

8/26/2019 5:56:00 PM

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Furious Jeff Bezos Reams Out ‘Washington Post’ Editors After Catching Another Copy-Editing Mistake

WASHINGTON—Explaining how this was the third error he’s caught since opening up the morning edition, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly reamed out the Washington Post editors Monday after catching another copy-editing mistake. “I’m only thre ...

8/26/2019 5:43:00 PM

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World Leaders Eagerly Await As G7 Organizers Announce Raffle Drawing For Nintendo Switch

BIARRITZ, FRANCE—As the three-day global conference drew to a close, the world leaders present at the G7 summit eagerly waited Monday as the event’s organizers announced the raffle drawing for a Nintendo Switch. “Oh man, I’ve been wanting ...

8/26/2019 5:16:00 PM

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Teary Andrew Luck Describes Fighting Through Searing Pain He Experiences During Every Excruciating Moment In Indianapolis

INDIANAPOLIS—Admitting that he could not take the physical and mental punishment anymore, Colts quarterback Andrew Luck tearfully described years of fighting through the searing pain he experiences during every moment spent in Indianapolis ...

8/26/2019 4:59:00 PM

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Roger Goodell Admits Job Would Be Easier If He Watched Football

NEW YORK—Conceding that many facets of the game still felt completely foreign to him, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell admitted Monday that his job would probably be a lot easier if he actually watched football. “Honestly, it’s really tough ...

8/26/2019 4:22:00 PM

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Parent Struggling To Find Good Reason Why 5-Year-Old Shouldn’t Be Afraid Of Starting School

FREDERICKSBURG, TX—Searching her brain for even the slightest upside, local parent Sarah Bolen found herself struggling Monday to find a good reason why Sophia, her 5-year-old daughter, should not be afraid of starting the first grade. “Do ...

8/26/2019 1:30:00 PM

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Join Fox News As Contributor

Former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced she will will join Fox News as a contributor next month, increasing the ties between the White House and that network. What do you think?Read more...

8/26/2019 1:00:00 PM

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Self-Esteem Built Up At Theater Camp To Get Shy Student Through First 6 Minutes Of School Year

QUINCY, MA—Exhausting his reserves of confidence well before first-period roll call, student Logan Mahaffey found the self-esteem he painstakingly acquired during summer theater camp could only get him through his first six minutes of the ...

8/26/2019 12:30:00 PM

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Sony Announces Discreet New Flesh-Colored VR Helmet That Blends In With Your Face

Looks like the future of virtual reality has finally arrived. Sony just announced their new flesh-colored VR helmet that seamlessly blends in with your face, letting you play inconspicuously anywhere, anytime. For anyone worried about stic ...

8/26/2019 11:00:00 AM

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Real Adults Don't Order Dessert

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8/23/2019 7:35:10 PM

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Real Adults Don't Order Dessert

td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Everyone has to sit and wait while the baby piggy eats its sugar bombs.

8/23/2019 7:35:10 PM

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Scarlett Johansson's Agent

It's important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by... Scarlett Johansson?

8/23/2019 7:33:01 PM

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Watch My Stuff or Die Trying

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8/23/2019 7:32:35 PM

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Watch My Stuff or Die Trying

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8/23/2019 7:32:35 PM

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Watch My Stuff or Die Trying

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8/23/2019 7:32:35 PM

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Should You Give Career Advice?

td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Raph is back with helpful hints to know when you're entirely unqualified to tell anyone what to do.

8/23/2019 7:32:08 PM

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Does Liking Murder Podcasts Make You FREAKY?

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8/23/2019 7:31:40 PM

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When Your Favorite Old Shows Don't Hold Up

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8/23/2019 7:31:14 PM

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Do We Really Need Baby Boomers?

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8/23/2019 7:30:31 PM

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Do I Hate the Bachelor?

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8/23/2019 7:30:05 PM

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She's Terrible, and She OWNS It

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8/14/2019 5:30:46 PM

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Do You Hate Me Or Are You Just Flaky?

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8/11/2019 5:30:13 PM

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Understanding the Losers Who Use Instagram Live

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8/2/2019 5:30:35 PM

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The Genius Behind Cartoon Boobs (Masterclass Parody)

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8/1/2019 5:30:16 PM

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Bragging About Your Ignorance

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7/31/2019 5:30:56 PM

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Wait, That's NOT the Joker? | Um, Actually [Full Episode]

td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Um, Actually is back and nerdier than ever. In the season premiere, Kirk Damato, Marisha Ray and Brennan Lee Mulligan stan Entwives and keep coming back to Avatar Roku. ...

7/27/2019 5:30:30 PM

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Alabama's Other Abortion Options

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7/26/2019 5:30:54 PM

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Which Book Should Trigger Our Secret Door?

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7/25/2019 5:30:03 PM

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Introducing Horror to a Game with Ivan Van Norman

td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Ivan Van Norman joins Brennan to discuss setting horror expectations and how to play traitorous pcs.

7/24/2019 5:30:10 PM

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SantaCon Mutant Melee (Pt 1)

td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;} Creepy Kris Kringles invade Central Park in the first battle of Brennan's Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City.

7/23/2019 5:30:12 PM

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To Protect and Serve (Sometimes)

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7/22/2019 5:30:35 PM